Deep in the bowels of Sony HQ, the PerfectionStation 4 is well under way! King Kaz won't stop at just 3 generations of domination!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
So, the SWINE think this LAST-GEN FILTH can compete with Resistance 2 and LittleBigPlanet? My Sony Soldiers are coming for you, PIGS! Your days are numbered!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Emperor Kutaragi, Lord Yoshida- To the Kaz-Mobile! We have some PIGS to destroy!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz says.......YES!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLOPPING is all those FOOLS are good at! Those FILTHY SLOBS lack the power of The Cell!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I always told you XBOT PIGS that the Blu-Ray Of Death would be coming for you! But you PIG IMBECILES just wouldn't listen! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! This will make Emperor Kutaragi, Lord Yoshida and I even richer! These are good days for the Sony Empire!
And now for King Kaz's trademark evil laugh-
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
You FILTHY SLOBS have NOTHING to combat White Knight Chronicles! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
You PIGS underestimate the POWER of the Sony Side!
May The Cell be with you, my Sony Soldiers!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
On Little PIG Planet, perhaps? AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Enjoy Banjo KaFLOPPY: Nuts and FLOPS you insolent SWINE! LBP is how a platformer should be done!
May The Cell be with you, my Sony Soldiers!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Killzone is coming for you, you DIRTY SWINE!
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Greetings eagle21, my Sony Soldier! May The Cell be with you!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The PerfectionStation brand is better than ever! The Blu-Ray of Death is gaining more power with each passing moment! And The Cell is fully under our control! I think Emperor Kutaragi, Lord Yoshida and I deserve a long vacation for our hard work!
May The Cell be with you, my Sony Soldiers!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I, along with Emperor Kutaragi and my apprentice Lord Yoshida, are going to humiliate the FLOPbox brand for the third time in a row! Microsoft are DOOMED! Last gen we CRIPPLED them, this gen we are DESTROYING them- next gen we are going to FINISH them! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
May The Cell be with you, my Sony Soldiers!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
That's right, Sony Soldiers- Judgment Day all over again!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
That's right- King Kaz is back and better than ever! PIGS tremble at the sound of my name- when they're not too busy EATING THEIR OWN EXCREMENT! I see the FLOPbox brand is just as PATHETIC as when I left!
Rest in Peace FLOPBOX 360- you will not be missed.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Isn't life good on the Sony Side? Blu-Ray, Cell, the best games lineup in history and not a FLOP in sight!
Speaking of FLOPS- isn't Microsoft's 2008 lineup PATHETIC? It's as if those GOONS have given up! Enjoy Gears of FLOP, FLOPble 2 and Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and FLOPS, you DIMWITTED XBOT PIGS!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
PIGS- prepare to be Killzowned! Prepare to be..........KILLZOWNED!!!!!!
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Life is good in Sony HQ! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I am KING KAZ!!!!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The Year Of The PS3 is going perfectly! We are witnessing the EXTINCTION of the FLOPbox brand and it's PITIFUL followers!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Guess what, you DIMWITTED SWINE? King Kaz is back! You PIGS thought you had the upper hand? This is The Year Of The PS3, you INFERIOR FOOLS!
Sony Soldiers- ATTACK!!!!!!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Aside from being Lord Of The Industry and Emperor Kutaragi's loyal servant, one of King Kaz's biggest ambitions was to be a male model! Ah well, one can dream...........
Anyway, back to dominating the industry!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
That's right, PIGS- your worst nightmare has returned! When King Kaz speaks, ALL will listen! I am The King of Sony, The Station Master, The Lord Of The Industry, I am..........KING KAZ!!!!!!!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
My Emperor and I have created some of the greatest franchises in gaming HISTORY! And you Xbot PIGS do not DESERVE to play them! All you deserve to play are FLOPS-
-FLOPS of War
-Ninja FLOPden 2
-Banjo KaFLOPPY- Nuts and FLOPS
-Splinter Cell ConFLOPtion
-FLOPble 2
-Perfect FLOP Zero
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!